Today’s Hump Day yummo is Tom Cruise…Yes I know he is a crazy, controlling Scientology freak that may be in the closet. All that aside if he doesn’t open his mouth he is totally hump worthy especially sporting his new rocker look for the movie version of Rock of Ages. ( To may girlie Triple C, I may go see this movie with you after all)
Let’s flashback to last year when Gerard Butler was still addicted to prescription drugs. He is now clean and sober but has kicked the drug habit for a sex addiction?! Recently at the Coachella music festival he apparently could not control his primal urges so he got it on with a mystery women in a Port- a -Potty. I’m all for the dirty lovin but a Port-a-Potty? I’ve been to outdoor music festivals and in total desperation have used Port-a-Potties, I can’t imagine getting it on in one, but then again I can’t imagine getting proposition by Gerard Bulter, he is my dream man… Hell I’d be getting it on in a Port-a-Potty. Would You?
Ladies wouldn’t it be nice if we could hop into our cars and drive up to the ‘Man Express’ where you can order up the man of your dreams, or the man of the moment. Whatever your pleasure they will have it.
Here are a few examples of what you could order at ‘Man Express’ and remember gals you can create your own combo’s.
The Classic – a Sliver haired fox, he knows how to treat a woman. He will open doors, pull out your chair, listen and place his hands on your lower back as you walk into a room.
The Manly Man – He will fix anything you need fixing. He comes home smelling of man sweat because he does manual labour all day. He thinks there are men tasks (hard labour) and women tasks (cooking) but still loves a strong independent woman.
The Bad Boy – He’s is your typical bad boy in the sense he will be hard to read, even distant at times. However once you win his heart you’re his number one. There is no predicting what the bad boy will do but he will be there to protect, provide and support you.
The Good Guy – Hard working, smart, talks to you not at you. You always know where you stand with him.
The All in One – He is a combination of old school gentleman, a good guy with an edge. He is a pretty manly man who will cook for you.
The Sex – this man is smart, sexy and smooth. He could be the man of your dreams or the man of the moment. Whatever you want him for it’s guaranteed to be HOT.
The Prefect Man – He be all that you want him to be and more. Due to the rarity of this specimen he may not be in stock.
I’d like the All in One with a side of Sex… Supersized!
What’s your order?